It's a traffic jam...

When you're already late.
A no smoking sign... on your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons... when all you need is a knife.
It's like meeting the man of my dreams.. then meeting his beautiful wife.

And isn't it ironic, don't you think.
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think..

It's like rain, on your wedding day.
A free ride... when you've already paid.
It's good advice... that you just didn't take.
And who would've thought... it figures (or figgers).

You know what else is ironic...
leaving your car out yesterday afternoon hoping it would rain.
Then it doesn't rain, so today you suck it up and pay for a car wash.
Then you go to the grocery store, where it proceeds to pour on your newly washed car, but only in the area where you are, because everything is dry at your house, so you have to water all your plants when you get home.

And Life has a funny way...