Thursday, June 24, 2010

The Results are in

After several days of statistical analysis, we have the answers to the blog post quandry. With a WHOPPING two votes (three if you count the fact that my mom wanted to vote for all of them) "Jonathan answers Biblical Questions Plaguing Scholars for Centuries"

 You may remember Jonathan found located Jesus a few months ago, and I personally breathed a huge sigh of relief.

Jonathan (and he alone) has made some more exciting new discoveries...

In other news, you may remember that while the Israelites were wandering in the desert for forever, God provided Manna.

A sweet, honey-flavored white bread-like substance.  It only lasted for a day before it was rotten, and until now no one has ever seen it before.

Jonathan, however,  eats 'manna' almost every day.

It is white, and sweet, and while it doesn't so much taste like honey it definately goes well with honey.

It definately goes bad after only a day, and it is starchy as well....

I personally like it when I find it laying out on the counter, like this!

The answer to the other nagging questions:

Yes. There were dinosaurs on the ark.

Thank you.
Over and Out.
Coming soon sometime... blight, pestilence, drought, plague, famine, locusts, disease and death...

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