The Importance of Hydration

How to avoid Shoveling the driveway...

When shoveling the driveway it is important to have all of the necessary items: a shovel, snow, and some form of liquid refreshment. 

Start off with a drink... because you really want to stay on top of this.

seriously, don't hold back...

You never can hydrate too much

Then move to the other side of the drive way so it looks like you have done some work already... and spend some time supervising the peons...

Just to make sure everyone knows who's boss, throw down your cup and demand someone pick it up for you.

 

Stand next to momma for support... and keep sucking that juice baby.

Then head over to the front porch to get to work...

Conveniently leave your shovel elsewhere...

begin a long...

Leisurely...

stroll....

to retreive it...

Stop to take a drink, because, you're thirsty from all your hard work...

Watch the peons work for a while...

hide behind the wall for a while...

When the driveway is finished.. head out for some fun...

But don't forget...

.

your cup...

If the unfortunate happens, and your cup drops in the snow...

order one of the peons to clean it...

and of course take a drink...

In case one of those peons forgets his place...

simply order them to address your hydration needs...

so that you can...

keep drinking...

it's really really important.